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+# ANY AND ALL USE OF AI, EVEN SLIGHTLY SUSPECTED, EVEN IF JUST TO ASK QUESTIONS AND GET CONFIRMATION HERE, WILL GET YOU BANNED, YOUR MESSAGES DELETED, AND YOUR ISSUES / PULL REQUESTS CLOSED. YOU ARE A HUMAN, ACT LIKE IT